by James
James says:
Written and performed by Justin Hawkins (http://www.contactmusic.com/new/artist.nsf/artistnames/justin%20hawkins) to accompany November’s glow-in-the-dark condom video and containing the unforgettable lines “I wanna lay you out in Quark / I wanna do it in the dark,” this is the full length version of a track that many, well some, predict will become a cock-rock classic. Justin assures Green Thing that no irony was involved in the making of this track.
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Oh man, I wish it was still downloadable. Does anyone still have the file ? great song.
Glitter at 15:21 on 01/09/08
Hi Davidishly, it was originally but then we were asked by his management co to make it available for streaming only. thx
andyh at 22:56 on 25/08/08
awesome x) is this one not available for download or did i just miss it?
Davidishly at 22:39 on 25/08/08
I love it. ..............WHAT will you DO in the dark?? :p
justinhawkinslove at 16:23 on 30/03/08
You are the tree at which I bark - bloody brilliant! Think I may have pee'd a little - better go check :).
teresagreen at 00:02 on 23/11/07
Fantastic. May have pee'd a little! Very funny. :)
teresagreen at 00:00 on 23/11/07
awesome xDD
domcekaz at 11:41 on 18/11/07
I really would like to do it in the dark. I think I found my new anthem. Hawkins ...bloody genuis.
knickers at 21:26 on 08/11/07
Brilliant! Justin is PURE genius! LOL xx Sam
danssam at 20:20 on 08/11/07
This is truly wonderful - especially when fireworks are exploding around me like a warzone...
johedgerking at 18:45 on 06/11/07
cock rock schlock - my middle name is MARK - that is genius. And the Hawkins meister is from Suffolk or SUFFROCK, as I amusingly call it - oh it makes me feel so proud to be from the same county as he....
penney at 11:44 on 02/11/07
Lay you out in Quark! I lol'ed until my thick, slightly geeky spectacles cracked.
greenpasta at 11:28 on 02/11/07