Don't just get fit, get SPEEDFIT. "Forget everything you've been told about diet and exercise" they say it's all about "de-emphazing distance in excercise and promoting Speed in it's place" - huh?
This ludicrous contraption reminds me of that marvellous scene in the Pink Panther Strikes Again when Clouseau enters a dark room, flicks the light switch and then you hear the sound of him walking in the dark. He strikes a match and you see that he's walking on a treadmill which he's turned on instead of the lights. The scene carries on like this...
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