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Nothing^TM

Shopping is a buzz, an energy, but it uses energy too, all the energy needed to make all the things we shop for. So if you've got to shop but want to see the global temperature drop, buy the green thing that took lots of love to create but zero energy to make. Shop your sustainable heart out and Buy Nothing^TM .

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Compact, lightweight and easy to carry
Incredibly durable: Nothing^TM lasts forever
Fits into your handbang/briefcase/bumbag
Co-ordinates with everything in your wardrobe
100% flexible - fits into your lifestyle

Product Description

If you’re an excess consumer and you’re in so deep deep deep that you’ve just got to buy buy buy buy or you just can’t sleep sleep sleep sleep, Green Thing has just launched the sustainable answer to your shopping addiction, the world's most achingly desirable and deliciously sustainable product, Nothing^TM .

Excess consumption means excess production means excess CO2, but not any more thanks to Nothing^TM , the first product that took months of dedication to create but takes absolutely no energy to make.

Every time you need to scratch that shopping itch, buy Nothing^TM .

Product Details

Shipping information: You can expect Nothing^TM in 3-5 days
ASIN: 0000000000Z1LCH
Average customer review: Stars5 4 squillion reviews
Amazero Sales Rank: Number 1 in Non-Stuff (so why try harder?)

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3,992 of 3,992 people found the following review helpful:

Stars5 Nothing^TM is twice as nice June 21, 2008

By Molly Mall (Catford, UK) - See all my reviews

Nothing^TM is quite something. It gave me a TOTAL buying buzz and a warm sustainable glow. My fashionista friends think I'm a goddess and my environmental friend thinks I'm a genius. Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU.

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Stars5 Reformed for Nothing^TM March 3, 2008

By Fran Polecatcher (Kettering, UK) - See all my reviews

I am the worst thing in the world, an environmentally-conscious shopoholic. I know consumption is bad for the planet but shopping is just so delicious. So it was with curiosity and a little scepticism that I bought your idea and your product Nothing. OMG! I though it would leave me with an empty feeling but it feels so good. It's like walking to shopping salvation in a fabulous pair of Jimmy Choos. Love it.

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Stars5 Money for nothing? November 10, 2008

By Sebastian Dogbreath (Nantes, France) - See all my reviews

Whenever I get the shopping pang, I buy Nothing^TM . I have bought it sixty three times now and it's been great every time. One suggestion, can you make a downloadable cellophane unwrapping sound, I don't need the thing to unwrap but I sure miss that sound.

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Stars5 Nothing for Xmas May 19, 2009

By Gail Dragonfly (Tipperrary, Ireland) - See all my reviews

I bought my daughter Nothing^TM for Xmas - and now suddenly I'm the world's best mum! If you're a parent, take my advice and make sure you put Nothing^TM in your kids' stocking this Christmas

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Stars5 Nothing annoys me May 6, 2009

By Bob Bottomley (Bognor, UK) - See all my reviews

WTF?????!!!!!?????? I wanna feel an iphone in my pocket, an abercrombie shirt on my back, a pair of Nikes on my feet, a dent in my bank balance. This Nothing^TM shit ain't no shit.

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Stars3 Think you know Nothing^TM ?

Think you know Nothing^TM ? Think again. Everything you've ever read about this product is wrong. It's overhyped, expensive and useless. EPIC FAIL... Read more
Published 1 hour ago by Engelbert Beesnatcher

Stars5 Nothing^TM beats sex!

OMG I love this! Nothing^TM beats sex!
Published 1 hour ago by Reginald Loveshoots

Stars5 If you don't buy Nothing^TM you're an idiot

I used to think sliced bread was the best thing in the world ever (ever) but then I discovered Nothing^TM . I don't know what I did before I had Nothing^TM in my life. If you don't buy Nothing^TM , you're an idiot with a rubbish haircut and a silly pointy nose. Read more
Published 1 hour ago by Rennie Ratface

Stars5 If you don't buy Nothing^TM you're an idiot

I can has nothing - eeze nice! Read more
Published 1 hour ago by Lol Catt

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This is what thousands of years of meditators have been striving for ~ and now we can just buy it! Where else but America? Analee

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analee 20 days ago.

I went to NYC (sorry did have to travel) but I bought a huge pile of NOTHING! You have to understand me, in NYC for 5 days - check me out felt fantastic. I'm freeeeeeee. Since coming home I'm having a freecycle clearout.

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SophieLing 2 months ago.

thanks lynnething - love the quote!

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andyh 2 months ago.

Indeed, brilliant. Thought you'd enjoy this quote from the nothing.net website: "People all over the world are talking about nothing. It doesn't matter what language you speak or even if you can't speak. Nothing's the same everywhere you go. Almost the entire universe is made up of nothing. Philosophers think and talk about nothing until they die. "It's" that important! "

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lynnething 2 months ago.

I'm speechless. Bravo!

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lynnething 2 months ago.

Beautifully done. Totally undermine's Amazon's "consume to be alive" message. Keith www.unsuitablog.com

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farnishk 2 months ago.

nothing to say...

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kevin_lanteri 2 months ago.

awesome :D

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katiet12 2 months ago.

What music would NothingTM customers buy? "Nothing Compares 2 U"perhaps?

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andyh 2 months ago.

this is utterly brilliant

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kellis 2 months ago.

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