Shopping is a buzz, an energy, but it uses energy too, all the energy needed to make all the things we shop for. Last year, shoppers worldwide bought NothingTM
, the green thing that took lots of love to create but zero energy to make. But for those who find NothingTM
is not enough, we bring you the latest in carbon-neutral, addiction-sating non-technology: New Improved NothingTM
. Yes, it's back, but this time bigger, yet more compact, healthier, yet more desirable, and as always, free from pretty much anything.
New Improved Nothing. Because NothingTM
is so last year.
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New Improved NothingTM
is straightforward, yet reversible
New Improved NothingTM
is everyday you, yet life-changingly revolutionary
New Improved NothingTM
is the new black, blue, red, yellow and brown, yet always green
New Improved NothingTM
is organic, fair trade, and free from free-froms
New Improved NothingTM
does nothing that it says on the tin
New Improved NothingTM
is still incredibly durable: NothingTM
lasts forever
Product Description
Excess consumption means excess production means excess CO2, but not any more thanks to NothingTM
, the first product that took decades of dedication to create but takes absolutely no energy to make.
Shopped your sustainable heart out and bought NothingTM
last year? Then you can't live without new improved NothingTM
! Achingly hip, insufferably sufferable and life-changingly desirable. New Improved NothingTM
is better than Nothing!
So if you've got to shop but want to see the global temperature drop, scratch that consumer itch with the world's most achingly aspirational and deliciously sustainable product - new, improved…. NothingTM
.
New Improved NothingTM
: it's quite something.
Product Details
Shipping information: You can expect NothingTM
in 3-5 days ASIN: 0000000000Z1LCH Average customer review: 4 squillion reviews Amazero Sales Rank: Number 1 in Non-Stuff (so why try harder?)
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690 of 690 people found the following review helpful:
Lovin' it!! October 23, 2010
By Hannah Meedown (Glasgow, UK) - See all my reviews
I didn't think that it would be possible to improve on Nothing. I thought my life was complete with that product in it. How wrong i was! New Improved Nothing has solved problems I didn't even know I had! You might not think youwant this - but you really do.
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1,414 of 1,414 people found the following review helpful:
Worth the wait September 19, 2010
By Derek Ipod (Shrewsbury, UK) - See all my reviews
I queued up all night to get New Improved Nothing. I was a big fan of Nothing when it came out, but it's so yesterday! I mean - well, you know what I mean! NIN is all I hoped for and much much more. So sustainably satisfying! I think this will last me forever... until newer, yet more improved nothing comes out in 12 months time, anyway.
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3,992 of 3,992 people found the following review helpful:
NothingTM
is twice as nice June 21, 2008
By Molly Mall (Catford, UK) - See all my reviews
NothingTM
is quite something. It gave me a TOTAL buying buzz and a warm sustainable glow. My fashionista friends think I'm a goddess and my environmental friend thinks I'm a genius. Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU.
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590 of 590 people found the following review helpful:
Reformed for NothingTM March 3, 2008
By Fran Polecatcher (Kettering, UK) - See all my reviews
I am the worst thing in the world, an environmentally-conscious shopoholic. I know consumption is bad for the planet but shopping is just so delicious. So it was with curiosity and a little scepticism that I bought your idea and your product Nothing. OMG! I though it would leave me with an empty feeling but it feels so good. It's like walking to shopping salvation in a fabulous pair of Jimmy Choos. Love it.
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Money for nothing? November 10, 2008
By Sebastian Dogbreath (Nantes, France) - See all my reviews
Whenever I get the shopping pang, I buy NothingTM
. I have bought it sixty three times now and it's been great every time. One suggestion, can you make a downloadable cellophane unwrapping sound, I don't need the thing to unwrap but I sure miss that sound.
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1,793 of 1,793 people found the following review helpful:
Nothing for Xmas May 19, 2009
By Gail Dragonfly (Tipperrary, Ireland) - See all my reviews
I bought my daughter NothingTM
for Xmas - and now suddenly I'm the world's best mum! If you're a parent, take my advice and make sure you put NothingTM
in your kids' stocking this Christmas
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1,171 of 1,171 people found the following review helpful:
Nothing annoys me May 6, 2009
By Bob Bottomley (Bognor, UK) - See all my reviews
WTF?????!!!!!?????? I wanna feel an iphone in my pocket, an abercrombie shirt on my back, a pair of Nikes on my feet, a dent in my bank balance. This NothingTM
shit ain't no shit.
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Portwine with Sir H. Beggins, thence I to Mary-le-bone, and here I finde that, at the fayre not uncommon on this streete, the people do bay for New Improved Nothing, a concoction of so potent herbes that I, to my not indiscrete pleasure, felt compelled to make a purchase, which I, now returned to my abode, note the wife finds to be of considerable wit. Read more Published Nov 9th, 1667 by S. Pepys
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Think you know NothingTM
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NothingTM
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OMG I love this! NothingTM
beats sex! Published 1 hour ago by Reginald Loveshoots
If you don't buy NothingTM
you're an idiot
I used to think sliced bread was the best thing in the world ever (ever) but then I discovered NothingTM
. I don't know what I did before I had NothingTM
in my life. If you don't buy NothingTM
, you're an idiot with a rubbish haircut and a silly pointy nose. Read more Published 1 hour ago by Rennie Ratface
If you don't buy NothingTM
you're an idiot
I can has nothing - eeze nice! Read more Published 1 hour ago by Lol Catt
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My life is complete with Nothing! This iste is amazing. Can you send me the link to the 'embed button again' - I lost it in my nothing keyboard shortcut. cheers.
Believe Nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. Buddha
I went to NYC (sorry did have to travel) but I bought a huge pile of NOTHING! You have to understand me, in NYC for 5 days - check me out felt fantastic. I'm freeeeeeee. Since coming home I'm having a freecycle clearout.
Indeed, brilliant. Thought you'd enjoy this quote from the nothing.net website: "People all over the world are talking about nothing. It doesn't matter what language you speak or even if you can't speak. Nothing's the same everywhere you go. Almost the entire universe is made up of nothing. Philosophers think and talk about nothing until they die. "It's" that important! "
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