Easy On The Meat

Tune by Tom 'Scratch' Skelton, vocals by Dan's a rap Lapaine and rhymes by Tom T-Bone Edmonds. Wordz is as wordz does:

I'm a beast of a man I'm an animal lover
I love beef, pork, duck lamb and mutton, its mother
But with a vegetable assist I can meat resist
No fingerlickin chicken wing
Instead I'll do the green thing
Make no mistake I can have my steak tomorrow
Without the rib hardship or sirloin sorrow
Today I'm on the temporary veggie bus
So join with me in the chorus.

I'm not a sandal wearer but I making my meat rarer
Gonna follow the root of beet and go easy on the meat

Two all beef patties and special sauce
Half a pound of whopper not an ounce of remorse
You ain't kiddin me
I love my steak and kiddiney
PIE
That's a factor of the circle of life
Animal eat animal with fork and knife
But today I'm going salady
It's not a meatless malady
I ain't no social leper
Cause I eating a red pepper.

I'm not a sandal wearer etc

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